Parent Fails

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June 2012

77 posts

Baby On Board, Literally

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At least it’s not a real baby.

Jun 22, 20123 notes
Humiliation, FTW

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Jun 22, 201219 notes
Darth Vader Is Prego

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I am your mother.

Jun 21, 20123 notes
Kiddie Taser

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Kids are awful. I don’t judge.

Jun 21, 20123 notes
Who Needs A Sidecar?

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Jun 21, 20122 notes
Shocker

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Well, she does look shocked.

Jun 20, 20128 notes
How Not To Kill Your Baby

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Forward by Casey Anthony

Jun 20, 20127 notes
Ripped Toddler

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I’m not sure if this is a win or a fail, but I am sure that kid could kick my kids ass.

Jun 20, 20126 notes
Party 'til You Drop

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Jun 19, 20121 note
Beer Bonging With Dad

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Starting college prep early.

Jun 19, 20121 note
Texting On A Motorcycle

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Texting while driving is not OK, unless you are submitting a hilarious auto correct to DamnYouAutoCorrect.com.

Jun 19, 20121 note
You're Standing On Your Baby

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I don’t mean to interrupt sexy time, but I believe you’re standing on your child.

Jun 18, 2012
Toddler Tramp Stramp

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Because you’re never too young for a sexually suggestive tattoo just above your ass.

Jun 18, 20126 notes
Elephant Mom Sh*ts On Her Kid

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And you thought your mom was bad.

Jun 18, 20123 notes
The Making Of You

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They say the camera adds ten pounds. Even so, your mom is fat.

Jun 17, 20128 notes
Snakes For The Memories

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Because you’re never too young to be eaten alive by a f**king snake.

Jun 17, 20125 notes
Mom's Moped Madness

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At least she has a helmet.

Jun 16, 20121 note
Parental Pride

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Impressive.

Jun 16, 20127 notes
Makeshift Baby Backpack

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I’m surprised mom didn’t pass out first.

Jun 15, 2012
Put Your Kid Away

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Usually, these are with moms.

Jun 15, 20124 notes
Octomom Porn Shoot

I’m sorry.

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Source

Jun 15, 20121 note
You're A Little Chubby...

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No, not you. Your kid!

Jun 14, 2012
Danger: High Voltage

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Crank 7: Christmas With The Cranks

Jun 14, 2012
Photo Fail

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Jun 14, 2012
Keep Away From Children

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Don’t let them eat the warnings!

Jun 13, 2012
Marker Baby

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That’s never coming off.

Jun 13, 20121 note
Wasp Nest Baby Seat

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Your baby has been assimilated into the hive.

Jun 13, 20121 note
Reading Is Hard...

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… but stripping is easy!

Jun 12, 20126 notes
Let's Play On The Slide

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What are you waiting for?

Jun 12, 20123 notes
ParentFails.com Presents: 25 Of The World’s “Greatest” Dads

Father’s Day is almost here, so we’ve compiled 25 of our favorite dad-related parent fails (and in some cases, wins) from parentfails.com. Enjoy. And if your dad didn’t make the list, make sure to give him a big hug. And if he did make the list, get a therapist.

Jun 11, 20125 notes
Pussy Is Free This Month

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Epic parent fail.

Jun 10, 20124 notes
Kid Wins At Hooters

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Dan Win, Mom Fail.

Jun 9, 20122 notes
Kid Blows Up A Condom

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“I found some balloons in mom’s purse!”

Jun 9, 20121 note
Drinking With The Kids

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Fun for the whole family!

Jun 8, 20121 note
Grimace Eats A Child

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Grimace, FTW!

Jun 8, 20127 notes
Naked Family Fun

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Why? WHY?

Jun 8, 20124 notes
Stoned Mom Forgets Baby On Roof Of Car

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Mom of the year.

Jun 8, 20128 notes
Baby Smash

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Jun 8, 20121 note
Tonight, We're Getting F**ked Up

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That baby can drink.

Jun 7, 20121 note
Motorcycle Babies

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If we start to tip, try and roll away from the bike.

Jun 7, 2012
No Seat Belt For You

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If we crash, just hold on to the gas can.

Jun 7, 2012
Shake That Ass For The Kids

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Kids are gonna learn about ass sooner or later. Might as well learn from the pros.

Jun 6, 20125 notes
Let's Go Dildo Shopping With The Kids

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The thing about taking a funny picture of someone at a sex shop is that you have to explain what you were doing at the sex shop.

Jun 6, 20121 note
Your Ass Is In The Air, But...

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…your kid is on the floor.

Jun 6, 2012
Blindfold Baby

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He won’t even know we’re gone.

Jun 6, 2012
Bath Time

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Multitasking saves time and effort!

Jun 6, 2012
Baby Food!

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No wonder babies have such loose stool.

Jun 5, 20123 notes
Ultimate Wedgie

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Fences were never his thing.

Jun 5, 20121 note
Dog Crate Kids

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I don’t condone it, but I understand.

Jun 5, 20121 note
Standing On Dad's Face

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I hope this isn’t from a foot fetish site.

Jun 4, 20126 notes
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