Mom of the year.
That baby can drink.
If we start to tip, try and roll away from the bike.
If we crash, just hold on to the gas can.
Kids are gonna learn about ass sooner or later. Might as well learn from the pros.
The thing about taking a funny picture of someone at a sex shop is that you have to explain what you were doing at the sex shop.
…your kid is on the floor.
He won’t even know we’re gone.
Multitasking saves time and effort!
No wonder babies have such loose stool.
Fences were never his thing.
I don’t condone it, but I understand.
I hope this isn’t from a foot fetish site.
Pull My Trigger And Watch Me Squirt!
This ends poorly.
Blow out the candles… with your face!
Twins cost double.
Adorable! Oh wait, I meant disgusting.
I guess he’s not gay.
Deal With It…
Don’t sit down!
No, she’s wasn’t hot. She was literally smoking cigarettes…
You Look Fine.
“Your mom” jokes are completely useless on this kid.
I sympathize with this.
Has that cat been neutered?
Because it’s never to early to start being a creep.
Haters Gonna Hate!
Just cursing for twinks with my son…
He looks thrilled!
Happy birthday, son! I got you that cake with a dong on it, just like you wanted!
This kid is going to have to register with the state.
Toddler Keg Races
If you didn’t want her to see the corpses, you shouldn’t have brought her in the first place.
Unfortunately, that wasn’t a euphemism.
Funny because it’s true. Did I say funny? I meant horrifyingly sad.
Feel the bond.
Next stop, court!
Damn you, Internet!
Oh, sorry I asked.
They both look so happy.
They’re gonna need to be home schooled.
Pennywise is breeding!
You win some, you lose some…
This is like a chicken walking into a KFC.
I hope your guilt cures birth defects.
…after a long day of shitting yourself.