July 2012
70 posts
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Please Don't Smoke Crack Today
Jul 31st
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Get The Monkey Off Your Back
Addiction’s a bitch.
Jul 31st
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Too Much Skin
Jul 30th
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Painting With The Kids
Jul 30th
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Parent Fails: Chicken Edition
Jul 30th
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Costco Win
Jul 28th
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I Think He's Gonna Make It!
Jul 28th
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I See The Resemblance
Jul 28th
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Baby Death Match
Jul 27th
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How Can I Tell If My Infant Son Is Gay?
That’s some nice trolling.
Jul 26th
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Just Like My Daddy
Jul 26th
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I Lied To My Dad
Jul 25th
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Fifty Shades Of Fail
Jul 25th
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Daddy Issues
Jul 24th
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A Rear Experience
Jul 24th
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Did You Know Sex Causes Pregnancy?
Be in the know.
Jul 22nd
5 notes
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Strike A Pose
Jul 22nd
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Reverse Parent Fail
Jul 21st
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Gas Mask Daycare
Jul 21st
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Family Car Stickers + Pedo Bear
Jul 20th
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Aren't You A Little Old...
Jul 20th
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Open Position
Jul 20th
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Mannequin Molestation
Jul 19th
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Drunken Babies
Jul 19th
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The Tit Truck
Honestly, don’t feed your children “everywhere.”
Jul 19th
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Whose Line Is It Anyway? (Coke Head Edition)
Preparing your children for a career in high finance.
Jul 18th
14 notes
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My Cleaning Trolley
Shoot for the stars, kids!
Jul 18th
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Justin Bieber's Biggest Fan
Jul 18th
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Yogurt Ad Fail
Jul 17th
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Sperm Shoe
Jul 17th
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Workout Multitasking
Jul 17th
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Ferrari Baby
It’s classier than a car seat.
Jul 17th
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Fountain Fail
Jul 16th
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Child-Sized Bug
Jul 16th
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Turtle Sex Education
Jul 16th
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Classy Kid's Car
Jul 15th
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Subway Sh*t
Jul 14th
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2 In Pink
Classy.
Jul 13th
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"Mom With Toddler Went To Far"
WTF?
Jul 13th
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Family Vacation + Porn Shoot
Honey, I swear the brochure didn’t say anything about nympho-skanks.
Jul 13th
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Baby's First Hitler
Jul 12th
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Old Country Buffet
Because when it comes to breastfeeding, the more the merrier.
Jul 12th
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The Vaginal Reconstruction Was Pretty Rough
I bet it was. I bet going on this show was rough on your kids, as well.
Jul 12th
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Children's Club Pick Up Service
Get in the van, son.
Jul 11th
4 notes
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Dads Brawl At Little League Game
Jul 11th
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All The Best For Your Baby
By “best,” we mean Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
Jul 10th
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Dispose Of Your Ugly Children Here
Jul 10th
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Happy F*cking Birthday
Look closely at the hat.
Jul 10th
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Bubble Bath Fail
Jul 9th
5 notes
They Rolled In The Dirt And They Mated...
Well, kids have to learn about doggie style sooner or later.
Jul 9th
25 notes