Addiction’s a bitch.
That’s some nice trolling.
Be in the know.
Honestly, don’t feed your children “everywhere.”
Preparing your children for a career in high finance.
Shoot for the stars, kids!
It’s classier than a car seat.
Honey, I swear the brochure didn’t say anything about nympho-skanks.
Because when it comes to breastfeeding, the more the merrier.
I bet it was. I bet going on this show was rough on your kids, as well.
Get in the van, son.
By “best,” we mean Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
Look closely at the hat.
Well, kids have to learn about doggie style sooner or later.