June 2012
77 posts
Alcoholic Baby
He drools when he’s sober, too.
Jun 30th
That Kid's In The Dog House
Due to government cutbacks, foster children will be housed with foster pets.
Jun 30th
4 tags
Princess Mask
Do they celebrate Halloween in Saudi Arabia?
Jun 29th
6 notes
World's Greatest Dad
I bet he’s going to grow up to be a doctor!
Jun 29th
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Gamer Mom's Aren't As Cool As I Thought
Ugh.
Jun 29th
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Baby On Board
That looks comfortable.
Jun 28th
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Baby On Board
Jun 28th
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Mirror, Mirror
Hey mom, whatcha doin’?
Jun 28th
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Smooth Flavor
He looks very sophisticated.
Jun 27th
Hitch Your Wagon
Jun 27th
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Leash Fail
Jun 26th
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Hannibal Lecter Todler
Jun 26th
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Kids, Come Get Some Cake
Jun 26th
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I'm Pregnant With My Son's Baby
Someday you can hook up with your son’s baby.
Jun 25th
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Real-World Dolls
I know what my daughter is getting for Christmas.
Jun 25th
7 notes
The Night Dad Went To Jail
They send rabbits to jail?
Jun 25th
Warning: Electric Fence
A shocking case of parental neglect.
Jun 22nd
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Baby On Board, Literally
At least it’s not a real baby.
Jun 22nd
3 notes
Humiliation, FTW
Jun 22nd
19 notes
Darth Vader Is Prego
I am your mother.
Jun 21st
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Kiddie Taser
Kids are awful. I don’t judge.
Jun 21st
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Who Needs A Sidecar?
Jun 21st
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Shocker
Well, she does look shocked.
Jun 20th
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How Not To Kill Your Baby
Forward by Casey Anthony
Jun 20th
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Ripped Toddler
I’m not sure if this is a win or a fail, but I am sure that kid could kick my kids ass.
Jun 20th
6 notes
Party 'til You Drop
Jun 19th
1 note
Beer Bonging With Dad
Starting college prep early.
Jun 19th
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Texting On A Motorcycle
Texting while driving is not OK, unless you are submitting a hilarious auto correct to DamnYouAutoCorrect.com.
Jun 19th
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You're Standing On Your Baby
I don’t mean to interrupt sexy time, but I believe you’re standing on your child.
Jun 18th
Toddler Tramp Stramp
Because you’re never too young for a sexually suggestive tattoo just above your ass.
Jun 18th
6 notes
Elephant Mom Sh*ts On Her Kid
And you thought your mom was bad.
Jun 18th
3 notes
The Making Of You
They say the camera adds ten pounds. Even so, your mom is fat.
Jun 17th
8 notes
Snakes For The Memories
Because you’re never too young to be eaten alive by a f**king snake.
Jun 17th
5 notes
Mom's Moped Madness
At least she has a helmet.
Jun 16th
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Parental Pride
Impressive.
Jun 16th
7 notes
Makeshift Baby Backpack
I’m surprised mom didn’t pass out first.
Jun 15th
Put Your Kid Away
Usually, these are with moms.
Jun 15th
4 notes
Octomom Porn Shoot
I’m sorry. Source
Jun 15th
1 note
You're A Little Chubby...
No, not you. Your kid!
Jun 14th
Danger: High Voltage
Crank 7: Christmas With The Cranks
Jun 14th
Photo Fail
Jun 14th
Keep Away From Children
Don’t let them eat the warnings!
Jun 13th
Marker Baby
That’s never coming off.
Jun 13th
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Wasp Nest Baby Seat
Your baby has been assimilated into the hive.
Jun 13th
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Reading Is Hard...
… but stripping is easy!
Jun 12th
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Let's Play On The Slide
What are you waiting for?
Jun 12th
3 notes
ParentFails.com Presents: 25 Of The World’s...
Father’s Day is almost here, so we’ve compiled 25 of our favorite dad-related parent fails (and in some cases, wins) from parentfails.com. Enjoy. And if your dad didn’t make the list, make sure to give him a big hug. And if he did make the list, get a therapist.
Jun 11th
6 notes
Pussy Is Free This Month
Epic parent fail.
Jun 10th
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Kid Wins At Hooters
Dan Win, Mom Fail.
Jun 9th
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Kid Blows Up A Condom
“I found some balloons in mom’s purse!”
Jun 9th
1 note