You Look Fine.
"Your mom" jokes are completely useless on this kid.
I sympathize with this.
Has that cat been neutered?
Because it’s never to early to start being a creep.
Haters Gonna Hate!
Just cursing for twinks with my son…
He looks thrilled!
Happy birthday, son! I got you that cake with a dong on it, just like you wanted!
This kid is going to have to register with the state.
Toddler Keg Races
If you didn’t want her to see the corpses, you shouldn’t have brought her in the first place.
Unfortunately, that wasn’t a euphemism.
Funny because it’s true. Did I say funny? I meant horrifyingly sad.
Feel the bond.
Next stop, court!
Damn you, Internet!
Oh, sorry I asked.
They both look so happy.
They’re gonna need to be home schooled.
Pennywise is breeding!
You win some, you lose some…
This is like a chicken walking into a KFC.
I hope your guilt cures birth defects.
…after a long day of shitting yourself.
Perhaps it’s too small to see…
It’s cute because he’s terrified.
Insert “tickle my cookie” joke here.
Someday, these kids will show this to their court-appointed therapist.
It’s still cooler than training wheels…
I was at least three times his age before I touched a boob. I’m assuming he’s 10.
In all fairness, for the kid, it’s nothing more than a food fight.
I’d eat here…
…and I don’t want to know…
Simple, and to the point.