Who Needs A Mirror
You Look Fine.
Proud Hooker Mom
“Your mom” jokes are completely useless on this kid.
I Prefer Dogs To Children
I sympathize with this.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Pedophilia
Has that cat been neutered?
Sexual Predator Training Class
Because it’s never to early to start being a creep.
Poolside Pee Party
Haters Gonna Hate!
Son, Have You Seen My Assless Chaps?
Just cursing for twinks with my son…
Let's Color The Dog
He looks thrilled!
Happy Birthday Dong Cake
Happy birthday, son! I got you that cake with a dong on it, just like you wanted!
Sexually Harassed Cat
This kid is going to have to register with the state.
Prepping For College
Toddler Keg Races
If you didn’t want her to see the corpses, you shouldn’t have brought her in the first place.
Washing The Snake
Unfortunately, that wasn’t a euphemism.
Modern Teen Pregnancy Test
Funny because it’s true. Did I say funny? I meant horrifyingly sad.
Feel the bond.
Here Comes The Parent Fail Train
Next stop, court!
Fleshlight For Kids
Damn you, Internet!
Is It A Boy Or A Girl?
Oh, sorry I asked.
Good News: You've Got Morning Sickness!
They both look so happy.
Interspecies Parent Fail
They’re gonna need to be home schooled.
Send In The Clowns
Pennywise is breeding!
More Of A Parent Tie...
You win some, you lose some…
A Snack For A Snake
This is like a chicken walking into a KFC.
That's Why I Feel Guilty
I hope your guilt cures birth defects.
You Need To Unwind...
…after a long day of shitting yourself.
Bring Your Daughter To Urinal Day
Perhaps it’s too small to see…
Planting A Baby
It’s cute because he’s terrified.
Elmo and Cookie Monster After Dark
Insert “tickle my cookie” joke here.
Easter Bunny Horror
Someday, these kids will show this to their court-appointed therapist.
Neck Injury In 3...2...1...
It’s still cooler than training wheels…
I was at least three times his age before I touched a boob. I’m assuming he’s 10.
Strip Show (Children Welcome)
In all fairness, for the kid, it’s nothing more than a food fight.
Cannibalism + Children = Great Advertising
I’d eat here…
I Don't Know...
…and I don’t want to know…
Simple, and to the point.